Dec 20 2008
I guess for now…
Since Swagger is officially “All Swaggered Out” until January 5th I suppose I might take this chance to expand on other such topics. Perhaps this is a great time to start interviewing the best dancer at Lakewood Ranch, D-Marco and see what he thinks of Swagger and such. But for this post I think I’m going to just talk about something else for right now.
It has come to my attention that there is nothing to do in Bradenton, and if there is we’ve already done it before. Why is it that we got stuck in this stupid town to begin with???
What the hell do people do in this for fun? I can’t think of anything to do that is remotely close to having fun, and I’m not talking about going to the movies every freakin friday. I’m kinda sick of that. Sick of the stupid ass parties that you people have.
You all suck at throwing parties and personally if I were given a chance to hold a party, I’d blow yall’s parties so far out the water you’ll want more. I’d have all the drinks and food you could ever imagine and the music would be banging, the girls, the girls will be dancing and then well you know. But still, I can’t complain, not just yet. I mean we could go to Sarasota for a club but then again you have to be a certain age so fuck that. Teen nights for nightclubs seem to be scarce to little to none.
Got dammit, I swear even if there were things to do in this dumbass old people’s town you’d need a fucking car to get there, its not like any other town where you don’t have to come out of the boonies to go to publix for food. Any other town, you could walk places, any other town you can do whatever the fuck you want. Any other town, you wouldn’t be bored all the freakin time!
But whatever, once Swagger gets going I’m hoping it will bring something good to this damn town, well at least until I leave, just fuckin tired of being bored all day long.
I’m sure you all have the same routine, get up, go to school, come home and or go to work, do homework, then sleep…REPEAT!!!!
Just tired of the routine. Tired of the damn same thing all week.
Enough of the rant though, but I mean come on though, who all is fed up with this place? Whoever isn’t fed up obviously needs to reevaluate themselves because this place is:
WHERE OLD PEOPLE COME TO DIE NOT CHILDREN LIVE TO GROW UP.
Fuck bradenton.
